So each day I get an email from Groupon that offers a pretty big discount to something around town. Often the Groupon is for salons, restaurants, clothing stores, etc. They have even had a Groupon for Pied Piper! :)
Today the subject line caught my eye... 53% off Pole-Dancing Classes.
Sure enough, the Groupon is for a set of 4 pole-dancing classes at...
Wait for it....
Goddess A Go-Go.
I can't stop laughing.
Here is the Groupon's description...
"Today's Groupon offers a pole-based exercise more effective than 1920s pole sitting, more energizing than pole-vaulting, and more sensual than polenta. For $49, you get four 90-minute pole-dancing fitness classes (a $104 value) at Goddess a Go-Go in East Nashville. Up to two Groupons may be used per person, and classes must be redeemed within one month of the first class.
Pole-dancing participants of Goddess a Go-Go's flesh-toning workouts will harness the power of centrifugal force and their own curvaceous bodies to increase flexibility, boost self-confidence, and learn how to sexily repair phone lines. Each student will benefit from small classes that include two knowledgeable instructors and no more than 12 women (also known as a baker's harem), ensuring personalized attention and a smaller chance of pole-climbing traffic-jam pile-ups. Goddess a Go-Go's quality facilities at GYM 5 boast six permanently installed 14-foot poles and 1,600 square feet of lustrous hardwood floors, plus a tip-top locker room with showers and challenging palm-tree climbing equipment.
Students of all ages and backgrounds can trim their fleshoskeletons and buff up biceps thanks to a convenient class schedule that offers four weekly classes-allowing participants to pursue full-body fitness, slide up poles, and drive gravity crazy with lust at whatever time works best for them. Whether you're looking to spice up your love life or tone up your curves, today's Groupon to Goddess a Go-Go will have you arching your back as if you were a sexy long-haired wildcat, not to be confused with the long-eared hedgehog, which is really more cute than sexy. "
Thank you Groupon for starting my day off with a laugh. I think I will pass this time. ;)